Hey Everybody, we’re over HERE. Amazing Pubcycle and the interwebs.
We know you’re trying to find us out there in the internet jungle.
I mean, we should be the #1 thing on the internet by now, right?
Okay, BESIDES cat videos.
Google Analytics told us that you are searching these terms below.
At your house. In your underwear. (By the way: nice!)
Asheville Pubcycle–Nailed it!
Pub Cycle Asheville
Pedal Tours Asheville
Bike Bar–just don’t search Biker Bar. Its…uh…scarier.
Cycle Pub Asheville
The Amazingpub Cycle–F*$@&g space bar.
Asheville Beer Cart
Asheville Bike and Beer–There’s no better combo!
Asheville Bike Trolley
Asheville NC Biking Bar–like it!
Peddle Pub–Hey…uh…I think its “pedal.” I’m just saying.
Beer Cycle Tour
Booze Bike–No liquor! Don’t worry, you can buy us shots later.
Okay, let’s get this straight:
Yes, Citizens of Google! While you are searching for the “Cycle Pub Asheville” during your Thursday staff meeting, we are thinking up new ways to rock your world!
We are all of those things… and so much more!
So far in our first 4 months, we’ve hosted the following parties. Here’s how WE roll:
Birthday Parties – at least 100 rides, ages 11 to 73
Engagement Parties – we just wuuuv them!
Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties – an impossibly good time.
Odette Dynasty – Asheville’s Premier Drag Queen Hostess, rockin!
A Divorce Party – Its always a good thing
Oompa Loompas on Halloween – nuf said.
Super Hero Party–Saving Asheville from Sobriety!
SantaCon 2013–He ditched the reindeer for a while
Murder Mystery Corporate Team Building Event–Now THAT’s a team builder!
And last but not least, our personal fav…
Asheville Downtown Assoc.’s OKTOBERFEST
Now the real question is how are YOU going to ride?
See you in ’14.